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Title: Behold.... Kris 'Kerbkiller' Clark
Post by: Slacey on September 14, 2003, 20:30

Not content with one charge of assault on an innocent kerb, he attacked again today. Be warned, he is still on the loose, we advise kerbs everywhere to be on their guard....

The villain:

(http://www.spydermagazine.com/files/kriskerb2.jpg)

The victim:

(http://www.spydermagazine.com/files/kriskerb.jpg)

Another shot of the poor, innocent victim:

(http://www.spydermagazine.com/files/kriskerb1.jpg)

Be vigilant.....

Kris, if you are in anyway offended, I'll remove whatever it is you don't like - we don't mean any nastiness! s:D :D s:D s:wink: :wink: s:wink:

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Post by: Anonymous on September 14, 2003, 20:34

LOL! s:lol: :lol: s:lol: s:lol: :lol: s:lol: s:lol: :lol: s:lol: s:lol: :lol: s:lol: s:lol: :lol: s:lol: s:lol: :lol: s:lol:

Class! s:D :D s:D

What am i like! s:roll: :roll: s:roll:

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Post by: Anonymous on September 14, 2003, 20:43

pure genius s8) 8) s8)
thats what i love about this forum,no personal insults just light hearted comedy.

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Post by: Slacey on September 14, 2003, 20:44

Late breaking news, we have a picture of the murder weapon:

(http://www.spydermagazine.com/files/kriskerb3.jpg)

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Post by: Anonymous on September 14, 2003, 20:48

See, it doesnt look tooooo bad... just a little scuff... and a slight angle on it! s:wink: :wink: s:wink: s:roll: :roll: s:roll:

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Post by: Slacey on September 14, 2003, 21:00

I'm glad you've taken it the right way Kris (breathes sigh of relief) s:lol: :lol: s:lol:

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Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2003, 11:27

Kris...give me your 2, it will match ours we will then have two blue 2's and I promise to take care of it...you obviosuly have a death wish for your poor baby.

I hear escort 16v's are cheap these days mate.

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Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2003, 11:35

s:cry: :cry: s:cry:

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Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2003, 13:29

Quote from: "Slacey"Late breaking news, we have a picture of the murder weapon:

(http://www.spydermagazine.com/files/kriskerb3.jpg)

Can not even see the damage...

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Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2003, 13:32

no you wont from any photo unless its REALLY close... it scuffed the exahust surround and moved the exhaust out of place (i think in that photo its slightly lower than it should be).

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Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2003, 20:49

I think you should see a therapist Kris. Perhaps they could help curb this violent streak you seem to have picked up s:!: :!: s:!:

s:lol: :lol: s:lol:

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Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2003, 21:01

Quote from: "SilverMSD2"I think you should see a therapist Kris. Perhaps they could help curb this violent streak you seem to have picked up s:!: :!: s:!:

s:lol: :lol: s:lol:

s:roll: :roll: s:roll: s:lol: :lol: s:lol:

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Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2003, 20:23

Quote from: "krisclarkuk"
Quote from: "SilverMSD2"I think you should see a therapist Kris. Perhaps they could help curb this violent streak you seem to have picked up s:!: :!: s:!:

s:lol: :lol: s:lol:

s:roll: :roll: s:roll: s:lol: :lol: s:lol:

That's if you're not already exhausted. hehe

Sundance s8) 8) s8)

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